Simple Simon and Company are doing a fun series called "You Can't Judge An Ugly Vintage Pattern By It's Cover". So I went through all my vintage patterns and picked out my two must grimace causing patterns.
The illustrations on this vest pattern really scare me. Just look at that smile in the top left. Yikes.
I don't even know what to think about this one. The fabric, the cropped unisex pant outfits, the duffle bag. It is all just too much for me to even look at.
I hope these don't give you too many nightmares.